TOP TEN ways to fail a math quiz

Lukas Cole and Dylan Humiston|October 2, 2015

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10.  Literally find x.

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9.  Soak it in milk so that you only get a 2%.

8.  Start sneezing and claim you’re allergic to math.

7.  When presented a word problem, take the philosophical route and question why Jimmy needs to purchase forty-seven oranges.

6.  Claim that the questions go against your beliefs.

5.  Answer everything with Roman numerals.

4.  Wite-out the questions and write easier ones.

3.  Crumple up and nibble on the papers, then blame the dog.

2.  Rip up the test, throw the pieces in the air, and yell “MAGIC!

1.  Don’t study.